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Irkutsk, May 6, 22 (IA Teleinform), – In early May, Irkutsk residents compared the current situation with the US Civil War, fantasized about the future
Review of Irkutsk columnists and social networks: post-nuclear trends, disputes in the stagecoach and the mind of the beet
Irkutsk, 05/06/22 (IA Teleinform), – In early May, Irkutsk residents compared the current situation with the US Civil War, fantasized about the promising future of Irkutsk in the era of nuclear conflict, were surprised by Mongolian literature and separated smart beets from stupid ones. Teleinform prepared a fresh issue review of Irkutsk columnists.
Exciting and interesting
columnist ITG Sergei Schmidt in his new column he fantasizes about what Irkutsk might expect in the event of a nuclear war. The prospects, he jokes, are exciting:
“To begin with, a nuclear war in Russia has at least two, one might say, “major” advantages. Firstly, it can be calmly, without fear of offending the tender feelings of departments that look after the lexical order, call it a war, and not, say, a special nuclear operation. Secondly, this is a kind of military conflict in which Russia can certainly act on equal terms with those who it really does not like.
… there is a topic that Baikal, as the largest reservoir of fresh water, is now excluded from all long-term plans for nuclear bombardments, therefore, together with Antarctica, it is included in the list of the safest places on the planet. The Baikal region turns out to be a kind of open-air bomb shelter, without any unpleasant dungeons for those suffering from claustrophobia.
After all, this radically changes the entire marketing strategy of the Irkutsk land. Whoever taught us about territorial marketing – both touring creatives, and advanced governors like Dmitry Mezentsev, who told cool things about the “Dymkovo toy”, such as which Irkutsk small businesses need something, and that in Lokh- Ness is an attractive monster for tourists, it would be nice to settle some kind of safe monster in Baikal.
To hell with toy monsters! The international political situation is such that it is quite enough for the region to be branded as the safest place in case of a nuclear war. Make the “Baikal drift” a trend, replacing the notorious “Western drift” with it. Like, collect your belongings, who are not ready to die before death, and move to the Baikal region.
And what creative advertisements can be made about this by local generals of the construction business, who, of course, get additional opportunities to sell square meters! The “new city” of the post-apocalyptic future is being built right now and here – in Irkutsk.Choose the Irkutsk Domstroy – for us, the nuclear war sucks. Explore humanity – fly with “cuts” to the future! And what cool names can you come up with? Microdistrict Anti -Wennet. The microdistrict Antiyader. The microdistrict Pro. The Mirny microdistrict. SPEPLIPSIS microdistrict. For cynics-postmodernists-the microdistrict Hiroshima
Well and so on. The space for fantasy is clearly no less than for the fantasies of Hollywood directors working in the genre of cinematic apocalypse and post -apocalypse. ”
“It occurred to it – with what it is appropriate to compare the current inflammation in the heads (which at any moment can turn into an explosion of polar opinions in a friendly, family campaign, and at least between random fellow travelers). I really do not want to give analogies from our civilian – but there is a completely different example.
But imagine the United States, the 1864th year. You are in a stagecoach, dusting somewhere on the roads of Missouri (this is a “oscillating state”, balancing between the North and the South). You are a supporter of the North. And your fellow traveler does not sincerely understand, “how is it like this?!”). And you – speak the same language, within the framework of one cultural code, have about one level of education and prosperity. And even confess one religion. And your grandfathers – equally fell on the battlefields of war for independence …
… Diligyans shakes from your mutual angry flashes. But still goes.
On the website of Teleinform in the traditional review of the world media This week it was possible to find out that, it turns out, in New Zealand there are about 16 seats, in the name of which there is the word “Siberia”, and a journey to one of them is an adventure through pain. Also, foreign journalists wrote about how the Latvian artist Silva Linarte and the Krasnoyarsk Territory are connected, and what a musical instrument from Yakutia is in the collection of a professor from Turkey.
Physics and lyrics
A little lyrics. Russian cinemas are seriously suffering from the ban on foreign innovations. According to experts, in the near future, many points can, in principle, close. Against this background, videos are revived, and some unscrupulous sites begin to conduct pirate sessions. Nevertheless, in May the Russians will still be something to see on the big screen. In May Cinema reviewer Teleinform You can find out about the cinema of the rental. There – a couple of military films about the Great Patriotic War, the love story of the Imam Caucasus Shamil Dzamaluddin and Elizabeth Olenina. From non -Imilitarist – a picture of people who are struggling all their lives, about their friendship and love, and the biographical drama about the poetess Nika Turbina.
From spectacles to books. The first May review of book novelties Vlad Tolstova He was dedicated to creative people. You can read the nine rules of writing from Joan Harris, a book about how three women decided to open a bookstore in Cairo, or about the process of creating sauces, marinads and brine, learning how exactly the product is created, what kind of transformations he experiences and what exactly creates a unique taste .In terms of biographies, there is also something new – books about the creative path of David Bowie and the autobiography of Leni Kravitz. Also in the selection is a book about Persimfance: “it turns out to be the world's first experimental symphony orchestra that performed without a conductor. In addition, the first acoustic theater, the first experience of using sound sculptures – and much more, where Persimfans was a pioneer. For example, it was the first orchestra that gave performances in the wagons (!) of the Northern Railway, or at heavy industry enterprises. The first orchestra to come up with a “ring” seating arrangement, so that each musician could always see his colleagues (the brass section was placed in the center). At the same time, in Soviet times, Persimfans was in a kind of informational isolation, innovative experiments contradicted the party's policy aimed at fidelity to the musical classics.
Another selection is entirely devoted to Ruslit. There is a solid example of Moscow prose, and a journalistic revision of all sorts of cultural, taste, plot, ideological and other shortcomings. There is an ironic dystopia: “imagine a society where women suffered from covid in a mild form, and men all died from it … This is not only a post-pandemic reality, it is also the embodied ideal of victorious feminism, where nothing will depend on men and they will occupy in life women, about the same place that lap dogs occupy today. Everyone has become vegetarian (more precisely, vegetarians), no one uses cosmetics, there is a fight for the rights of insects. This is a dashing and funny book (there is also a female president named Greta), such a social satire. There is a cocktail of detective and science fiction that “in 1961 no one flew into space, but the party announced that it had discovered immortality, and the best Soviet people will now be awarded the highest honor – to become immortal, but one day one of them was found dead . In addition, Tsentrpoligraf republished the books of Nikolai Leikin – he remained in the history of Russian literature as the person who noticed the young Anton Chekhov and published his first stories, but he himself was also a popular, albeit now forgotten, writer.
Vadim Melnikov on social networks, he shared travel notes from a trip to Mongolia – also on a book theme:
“Real art should be a challenge. If reading isn't like fighting a bear, then it's worthless. Guided by this consideration, they almost bought the Iliad in Mongolian. It turns out (although why not?), Homer was translated by the local Zhukovsky, and for many years now everyone can enjoy the marathon of the Mongolian hexameter. I tried it and realized that this is it, immersion in real literary hardcore! All my past life I had to be content with thin graphomaniac percussion.
The national color is strong every local book. The scared here is an ugly girl, and Totoshka looks like a beef steak. Alice looks like a natural daughter of Genghisides, and the caterpillar is Chinese mandarin. With Russian literature, everything is also in order here. He picked up the “Karamazov brothers” and involuntarily cringed. Imagine an translator shifting Dostoevsky into the language of winds and steppes. A frightening and somewhere paranormal work. Was the chauvinist Fedor Mikhailovich that the hypnotism of the Russian idea will sprout among the nomadic intelligentsia in Ugra? ”
And a slight reflection on the mind of beets from Yana Lisitsina:
“I read the thesis of students. She looked at the advertisement. And there: Dumb beets 1 pc. And the beets are imaginary for me 1 pc, a crimson in his stupidity. But again-how can it be? How? Beetroot has no brain. Or is there? And where? In the tail? And if there are stupid, then there are smart beets. And what is the mind of beets? And if the beets are smart, then it is dangerous? Maybe beets uprising?
I looked again, but there really: Boiled beets 1 pc. Freezed. Again she began to read the thesis.
If you see that circles are moving, then you have to go on vacation (c).
Instead of a thousand words
A few pictures for resting the eyes, it is especially useful to watch those who are not shining for vacation now. For example, thanks to Anatoly Byzov, you can look at Irkutsk at an acute angle.
